Livan La Vida Loca

At his current pace, Livan will go 32-0 with 256 innings of shutout ball. He'll allow 148.5 hits (the .5 will be a hit by David Eckstein), hand out 80 free passes and mercifully end 64 batters' trips to the plate before they can even try hitting a ball past future Gold Glove first baseman Adam Dunn. Pair him up with Stephen Strasburg, who will pitch 4 out of every 5 games when called up in June, and the Nationals are well on their way to their first World Series victory.

LIVAN FOR CY YOUNG!